After each story he offers up what he learned as advice to both sexes and provides examples of how he put it to good use in future situations.
Has been #1 in humor in Canada, #1 in relationships in the U.
Comedian Ian Coburn relives his funniest misadventures with women and sex. I’m sorry, I know this comes as shock, but I just can’t do it anymore. Honestly, even if I wanted to do it with you guys, yours dicks are probably so small I wouldn’t be able to find them. At this time, then, it is appropriate that we announce to you again the sin of the individual as well as her name. Our purpose is that she may be ashamed of her sins, that by this corrupt and as yet unrepentant member we may not put the whole body of the church in danger, and that God’s Name may not be blasphemed but reverenced. It feels really, really good to see people experience happiness and know that you had a part in it. A better mirror would’ve reflected something beautiful when confronted with ugliness.I love you, and I have loved you since I first started dating in my teen years. That if I were patient enough, loving enough, kind enough, smart enough, enough enough, you would suddenly and magically transform into someone that wanted to go all in with me. But I’m not the real fixer, He is, and for some reason it’s a lesson I have to live over and over. Unavailable, because the end result is the same for me. We do this with heavy hearts and with the prayer that the Lord will give her saving faith and once again bring her into the communion of the saints. Pronouncement of Excommunication Therefore, we ministers and rulers of the church of God at this place, being assembled in the Name and authority of our Lord Jesus Christ, declare before you all that for the aforesaid reasons we have excommunicated and hereby excommunicate Jennifer Erikson from the Church of the Lord [Again, sorry, guys, you can’t ex-communicate me from God. I like to put myself in other people’s shoes and try on their rose-tinted glasses, and offer mine for them to try on too. The Christian part of me tried to give the credit to God, even (especially? And as good as it feels to be the tool that creates beauty, that’s as bad as it feels to be the useless, discarded tool that’s no good at fixing things.Most Christians fail to comprehend the implications of the belief system they embrace.Much of what they ‘ know’ about their religion is a highly sanitized version that is promoted by their priests and pastors.